i also eat low carb most times these days but pan bagnat ftw

Chicago has many excellent food options, but there are almost no TastyKakes here and it is very sad.

I went to a top university and believe me you can buy your way in anywhere. My tone-deaf alumni magazine practically advertises the fact, with glowing profiles of top donors who are so loyal that they and all their children decided to choose my alma mater over all others. My freshman year we had a “rah-rah, isn’t it…

Not me. The hangover interferes with my ability to consume a dismaying number of calories, as the pilgrims & Native Americans & tiny baby Jebus intended for us to do.

Not to mention cheap, filling and easy.

No cinnamon! It’s that time of year when I can’t eat anything apple or pumpkin related without having that dirt spice ruin the dish.

You can always find one of them at a shelter. We have had two cockapoos, both adopted from the Humane Society.

You have to be careful about what kind of mix you get. Do lots of research first. Not all doodle pups come out with poodle fur as a dominant trait. Some seem curly and shed, some have fully straight fur (like my doodle), and some have straight non-shedding poodle fur. It’s a bit of a crap shoot.

I think I’m just besmirching the City of St. Louis and its people, not its food. There’s nothing wrong with fried ravioli and McDonalds.

WAY too broad a category. But I gotta go with Allison with the 1-2 pick of water and Cherry Coke.

You must be British.

Maybe next time get your veneers from a dentist for humans

Holy crap that’s funny. It’s just a head covering, decorated in thousands of luxurious Swarovski crystals.

SERIOUSLY. I was like....Awwww...did someone just get (another) boob job?! EVERYBODY LOOK AT IVANKauuuhh...Oh, it’s just Tiffany...again. WHO LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED?! GOD DAMN IT, ERIC! YOU SAID YOU COULD HANDLE IT THIS TIME!

I scrolled through the comments, but didn’t see anything yet...does no one think it looks like an early-aughts Tara Reid?

Composition is awkward on all of them, it’s very obvious he took magazine photos and cropped them without giving it much thought. And he doesn’t seem to know what to do with the backgrounds. I appreciate the concept (I did perler art in kindergarten) but the execution needs work

I don’t have anything nice to say, so I’ll be over here in the corner, snorting and snickering and starring everyone else’s mean comments.

Even if people are Trump supporters, why do they all look the same? They might as well wear an armband, except they're doing it with a hair style and make-up

That is far more work and steps than just putting a chicken in the oven, which will actually make it crispy.  I am developing a hatred of the instant pot.  

Agree I just use the fire pit in my apartment bathroom and take the batteries out of the smoke detector