Isn’t that basically just Burning Man?

I say this as a white lady but goddamn, is that how we ALL are going to age?

please tell me that’s just evil ravaging the body. 

Okay, you are now the boss of every emotional experience. Next time I’m unsure of how to process emotion, I will consult you, mighty all knowing judge of the human condition.

I had a friend who was adopted as an infant. I asked him once if he had any curiosity about his biological parents. He said absolutely none, as far as he was concerned his only family was the people who raised and loved him.

“...when you’re on vacation somewhere new do you “walk with purpose”?”

Because it feels good? People do dangerous and harmful things for pleasure all the time. It’s basic human nature. Didn’t the mothership give you some material on this during the indoctrination session?

For my fellow Chicagoans, Chicago Distilling Company in Logan Square makes very good canned cocktails and seltzers.

Grits is more of a Southern thing. Most people I’ve met since leaving the south have no clue what it is. Shrimp and grits or pork chops with grits and gravy are both amazingly delicious. 

Well I googled Goatse strawberry creme, and must have spelt it wrong.  Yikes

Is Windsor Harry’s last name? Any idea where Mountbatten came from? Archie? I have so many questions! 

If you hadn’t mentioned that you were sitting there in your underwear, I’d have dismissed your good advice without further thought.

Yep, he’s a MAGA choad who goes on canned hunts.

Unfortunately, my DNA does not allow me to consume cilantro. This would taste like mayo and dish soap to me. Perhaps I could replace with chives and or dill.

Yea, I do nearly the same thing but I replace evil cilantro with worcesteshire and old Bay seasoning. Works on everything.

Actual rich people like her scam their business associates, then refuse to pay them, then declare bankruptcy to get out of the debts.

PLEASE let this storyline be dead soon. This is the most boring season of Beverly Hills yet...

Thanks God - I was expecting to see another article about “How much Chicagoans Love to Drink Malort.” For the record- only tourist and idiots drink that crap.  

Yeah I was expecting “Chicago’s most popular cocktail” to be “A shot of Malort and a punch in the throat”

Emma Thompson is smart, educated, funny and has integrity. More young girls should aspire to be her instead of a damn Kardashian.