What was Marge Schott? I think that is the most accurate physical comparison.

Considering his mental state, Donny would probably confuse Roseanne with Rosie O’Donnell

It’s historically ignorant A-holes who think that ‘blowing up the whole system’ is a great idea. They are too lazy to think or research a bit and don’t realize that ‘blowing up the whole system’ usually results in about 35 years of complete disaster and then another 30+ of maybe improving from disaster in a gradual…

I’m all for this, but let’s pair Rinna with Vanderpump, and let Kim be. Bethenny and Kelly, for sure. Erica Jayne and Dorit. Losing team has to subsist on a Yolanda Foster juice cleanse.

To be certain, the internet is also a wanking nightmare.

So I was going to post a silly gif of an old-timey, Rube Goldbergesque spanking machine, but then I did a Google search and it turns out the internet is a fucking waking nightmare.

No more press core! But keep the press corps! FACTS!!!

i like it.... more eloquent than the one i was gonna go with

“Small immediate annoyance” has been Rand’s nickname for years.

Jesus Christ. That giant asteroid cannot get here soon enough.

False equality is the last refuge of the embarrassed MAGAers.

I was told there would be no math.

Indeed.

These shows have GOT to figure out a less insulting way to do product placement. I think a gratuitous, lingering, fifteen second shot of the exterior of a car after a Whole Foods run on Top Chef is sufficiently contemptuous of the viewer without the, “And then we hopped back into the Toyota Sequoia TRD Sport Limited…

I fart in your general direction.

What shooting? There wasn’t even a concert this weekend. Jason Aldean was performing in Cincinnati.

You forgot Mike and Mother Pence. You’re welcome.

I agree with everything you said except for this:

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.