Susan Rice.

The destruction of Dodd Frank is the real reason the market was happy today.

Senator Rubio, when you and Senator Cotton were having dinner with the President the other night, and his council were giving you these questions to ask me at this hearing: Did you tell the president* and his counsel that doing so was wrong and unethical?

But an easy one... Fuck: Ebola. Marry: Ebola. Kill: Trump and Ted Cruz.

depends. that’s how.

This is like choosing between Ebola and...Ebola.

Just the hookers!

a sad carousel horse just... sitting atop a table.

He’s also 200 years old.

Just wait ‘til she interviews Santa.

Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida all would like you to hold their beers.

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

No, he crawls up from it.

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

Yes, The US Open Liquor

Well, if it makes you feel any better, look at how the global community has embraced Germany now. And that country started two world wars that nearly ended everything. There is hope for us. We just need to scrap Trump’s administration and clean up the mess he left us.

Just as not all Americans voted for the Herpes Blister in Chief, not all non-Americans see you as a monolithic state. Yes a lot of your country men and women sold ye down the river for the chance to make some of them blacks and faggots scared. But that is a reflection on them, not you all.

Also I don’t think many…

“Kids of South Orange stage protest against the party of Orange himself”

He was probably forced to attend public school as a child. If his well meaning parents had school vouchers at their disposal, this never would have happened.

How can Trump be vain and allow any pictures to be published?