Preventing one tragedy? That kid is in a hospital in Rome, not the u.s.

How about he just gets reports from the security agencies that are completely made up?

How the fuck do privatized prisons make money off that? Think.

Head shaping is still practiced in parts of Texas where Temperance is still practiced, using increasingly smaller Stetson hats to achieve the perfect beauty standard: fetal alcohol syndrome.

Pretty sure this actually happened in Chicago.

You can’t peal an egg, even hard boiled.

I really miss the Obamas now

Hate Trumps Dignity

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

That’s the funniest part to me. His dementia was acting up pretty bad that day, I guess.

Right. It’s like expecting a Scandinavian Art House film and finding yourself in a showing of Beavis and Butthead, instead.

In other news, eleven foxes were appointed to the oversight committee for the Henhouse Protection Agency.

Unfortunately, that oversimplifies this particular situation. I work in vaccine advocacy in the Twin Cities, and the Somali population is at a real disadvantage when it comes to parsing out information regarding autism, which is “new” to them. Many of them tell us they had never seen autism before coming to this…

Why bother calling it the diplomatic corps? Call it the sales team.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

I’m utterly disturbed by the way she speaks. She’s like Christian Bale’s Patrick Bateman.

“First”??? Oh God please let there not be a second.

The white backlash to having a black man running the country the past 8 years was all but inevitable to be honest.

Willie Aames is a douche in real life, too. BIBLEMAN!

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