Right. In the very short term, Kerry has been running around the planet reassuring our allies that Trump didn’t mean what he said/wrote. That’s coming to an end right quick, though.

Hooboy. I offer you The Deer Hunter.

Twigs and berries.

The papaya is the most disappointing of the fruits.

Then he changes his name to Jay Cutler.

No autocorrect! No autocortect! You are the autocorrect.

Creamsicle raccoon is totally starworthy!

We can only hope that these Wikileaks provide Merkel’s weinerschnitzel recipe.

I KNOW! I’m always saying, don’t read the comments and then I GD do it.

Not enough of the sparkly stars, my friend.

Good story and freaking horrifying. PLEASE BABY JESUS WHERE IS THE METEOR?

Scheana is a server/waitress, not a bartender, Clover.

The hell with exes. I avoid coming into contact with lingerie like that. Ouch.

She’s a waitress, not a bartender!

I think you misspelled “felicitate”.

Or Tiffany.

Bonus, the Good General is still on probation for that!

(do this for every company and the country goes broke quicker than Trump can gild a Roman column)

UNLESS YOU TAKE ME TO JEAN-GEORGES, TOO.

Amending the Constitution is rightly a pretty difficult thing to do: