Even the “HBP” shouldn’t have happened

The Cubs took 2 of 3 from the Cardinals this weekend. I don’t think the Brewers can be pissy about that considering they were swept by a 90+ loss Rockies team.

You might want to add a note to the Cleveland entry in your playoff rooting guide that Cleveland will not, in fact, be playing in the postseason.

Kyle is comparing apples and oranges here:

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All Bill had to say is “we could not keep a player who was going to be a distraction from our goals this season. We hope that after today’s game, it becomes the past and we can all move on to talk about the players who are here.” There. Done.

“And don’t forget that magic powder...”

I think one of my favorite parts about Federer’s matches are the ridiculous shots and spins he does to get balls directly to ball boys and girls.

Y’know the only MMO I’ve ever really gotten engrossed in was Runescape. I tried WoW for like two days and just found it boring. I’ve always been kinda curious about Everquest and its wild-west we-don’t-know-what-we’re-doing style gameplay from its launch.

“Brady’s head has gotten inexplicably SMALLER since his rookie season.”

Sure, cut AB some slack but there’s got to be a line somewhere.

Yes, this article and this comment. Finally some analysis that refuses to accept the NFL culture of authority-measuring as a given. Voiding the contract isn’t some minor detail in AB’s diva act; it’s the whole ballgame.

Yeah, but they still won!

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

Cowboys fans haven’t sniffed an NFC Championship game in over twenty years and they still smear themselves in feces and jerk off to pictures of the Super Bowl rings they won in the 90s.

It’s where #7 goes that will REALLY haunt you.

Show me a guy who says “If my team won 6 titles i’d just lean back and relax and enjoy life — and I’ll show you a guy who has 4 sports teams that have won zero titles.

Give my team six rings and I would chill the fuck out for life (or at least, I’d like to think I would).

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

The umpire responded by throwing a glass of red wine in Tsitsipas’ face, hitting him with a baguette, and then pondering his own existence while taking a long drag from a cigarette.