Nah. I can ignore Reddit and 4Chan at my leisure, and even Facebook, without feeling like I’m missing a thing. But Twitter pair its uselessness with near-universal adoption in certain professions (I’m in media), so everybody feels like they have to be plugged into the void all the time or they’ll miss something. Few…

What do you imagine the public transit situation in Pewaukee, Wisconsin to be?

To complete the bad joke, the WaPo reports: “Enforcement measures are largely left to the head of the federal agency — in Conway’s case, the White House.”

I feel like you skipped the most likely outcome of the Westbrook scenario, which is immediate and severe injury.

The punters. They skew younger and have to do quasi-football things like run and block more often.

You should have seen them go crazy when he lead the “disciplined commitment to incremental improvement increases the probability of success over time!” chant.

Fortunately it will be difficult to find an NFL player whom Wahlberg, a 5-8, relatively slight of build white man, can credibly portr-

Finished Hearts of Stone this weekend and it might have been the best expansion I’ve ever played.

How good is a quest that we both came here to gush about it like five months after this article was written and a year and a half after the expansion was released?

If you were too late, I’m super-mega-ultra-too late, but for my money, this expansion was brilliant and Dead Man’s Party was among the most poignant quests in the game. The premise started out goofy but ended up being so damn meaningful and existential — what would you do if you got to life again for a day? — that I…

Legitimate question (which will never see the light of day because I’m grayer than a picture in an Oscar Wilde story): Do Deadspinners who make hay of snarking on specific media personalities ever have occasion to meet or interact with them beyond the keyboard? It doesn’t seem far-fetched that some of you would wind…

<shatters to reveal 'Kobayashi'; Steve Bannon straightens limp>

Come on, what do you think he whispers to his collection of 2nd- and 3rd-round picks acquired from trading down every year?

Republicans broke the Republic as we know it when they decided that they only thing that mattered was attaining and holding power. The Garland scandal was a constitutional crisis and the nation didn’t notice or care at the ballot box. I have no doubt they would have tried to keep HRC from making an appointment until…

Fallout: 2 Vegas

This deserves more.

Yes it’s crazy that in American history we’ve yet to find one woman capable of leading this nation, but I guess that’s what lady parts do to ya!

Watching it for the second time, I’m stunned he hung in long enough to get on even footing. Nadal was crushing the ball and he was just lucky to stay alive. No way Federer has the mental toughness to win that point 6 or 8 years ago. It was a combination of Nadal’s own medicine — “why won’t this guy lose already?” —…

They warned us what would happen if we didn’t back off, and we didn’t listen.

I mean, like, one Madame President would be nice, wouldn’t it?