It needs to get out of the coaching ranks and down to whatever the lowest common denominator is, so, like, the Packers fullback.

“Charlie Gets Cut,” a heartwarming story by Bill Belichick.

It’s even more astounding in the context of everybody else — even Djokovic, at the peak of his powers— having bad days early in majors once in a while, and Federer’s basically had two bad days (Wimbledon 2R, Australia 3R) in a decade. He won’t win it without a small miracle, but the consistency is special.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Halloween mask.

Ugh, how embarrassing.

Dodge the blood? The TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE WATERED!

Yeah, I’m not really feeling Oscar’s problem of “my hot girlfriend wants to hang out with me and another girl tonight.”

The NFL’s transition into the ABA is coming along nicely.

I’m curious to know at what point in the game you (and others) got hooked. I was in much the same boat as you — owned the game for more than a year, never touched it because I was playing other things and knew it would be a huge commitment. I started up and wasn’t really feeling it at first — I wasn’t used to the…

I’m both blown away and not at all surprised by the number of people here who find stealing to be a reasonable recourse for inconvenience. As someone who makes a living off content (newspapers), I can tell you exactly what happens when you don’t pay for things you value, and it’s not good. Even if you’re not putting a…

Listen, why *wouldn’t* you want to engage with the guy wearing a fish head next to the lady screaming at you to give away the gloves you’re wearing?

Well when you put it that way, it sounds stupid.

Meanwhile, he donated that leather jacket to my dreams.

Indeed, he brought the Cavs a championship against an opponent that up until that moment had a claim as one of the greatest teams of all time. The Warriors weren’t just there for his signature accomplishment; they defined it.

I HATED THAT EEL.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen one — spent plenty of time out there and never saw so much as a tail. Most of me is sad that I won’t get the “wow” moment; the other part is glad I won’t shit my pants, which is absolutely what would’ve…

Listen, I’ve been for the peaceful and orderly dissolution of the United States into sane, governable parts for *years,* but for some reason, that’s an unpopular opinion.

I don’t think it’s believing the best in everyone that’s keeping him from flying off the handle. I think it’s his calculation that drastic or aggressive steps against the PEOTUS at this point would do far more damage to the Republic than good. I’m not saying he’d sit on something illegal or treasonous for the sake of…

What resonated with me about the kickers in this quest — Hespith and then the choice over the anvil — was that it reinforced one of the core rules in the DA setting: Everything has a price, even and especially magic. Entering the Fade has a price (I didn’t know better and let that one kid’s mom kill herself in…

My guess is that people assumed we were idiots and bound to fuck it up no matter what (and they were right!), so they just kinda wrote us off, whereas the notion of any women voting for Trump just seemed crazy.