Yes but what did she think of the product?

The enemy regularly beheads civilians. You think shooting a dead dude in the head or taking some swings with a hatchet is going to terrorize them?

This is correct. The good reason not to do it is that the party is simmering cesspool of hostile factions with wildly different beliefs who barely tolerated each other this year (and sometimes couldn’t even do that) only because the alternative was a woman they’d spent three decades building up as Satan. Impeach Trump…

“I can’t even properly frame which s**t that Trump does is truly terrible anymore because I’m beaten over the head with the idea that everything he does is trash.”

This is a real problem. Everything provokes the same vitriolic screed. Everything provokes the same level of doomsaying. Everything is always a total…

If you’re happy in your job, the best in the world at it and getting paid millions to do it, why would you change anything?

I mean, I personally took it as a declaration of their intentions to annex the Rhinelands.

Yes, the position that doping is fine and enforcement is uniformly idiotic — which is very popular in Deadspin circles — baffles me. There are “doping panics” because doping undermines the very fabric of sports — fair competition that highlights human excellence. If it’s only fair to athletes who want to shoot up,…

I don’t know what you’re talking about — I have a gratifying self-assist nightly.

There’s clearly heavy digital alteration here. Which is fine, if that’s your thing. I tend to think taking it to that level defeats the point of cosplay, but I know that’s not a universal opinion.

“Let’s put it this way: he’s not Kirk Cousins.”

You could mix and match the men’s and women’s list, or present one as the other, and I’m almost certain I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

This lends itself well to the follow-up piece: “How far did you get in ‘Trump Voters Explain Themselves’ before having an aneurysm?”

Bingo. That little nugget should have been in the second or third sentence of every story about this fucking speech and UN vote.

Certain elements of the right — particular the religious variety — are adamant that Israel must endure so it can plays its role in bringing about Armageddon and the return of Christ. I wish I were making that up.

This would make me feel considerably better if the vice president-elect of the United States was not among them.

“That’s not criticizing McCaffrey or Fournette as much as acknowledging reality that society is more willing than ever to accept from businessmen disguised as college athletes.”

My pores are bleeding.

This article was like McHale after he broke his foot, came back too soon, and then wrote a shitty column.

“According to said Manhattan Doctor”

In retrospect of this comment, an actually adaption of Starship Titanic would have been much better.