Dre isn’t writing his own lines, let alone someone else’s.

I hope she files a lawsuit. I think she could have a good case for tortious interference.

That stock photo, for the record, is much neater looking than what I think they are referring to as “Minnesota style.” It is much uglier. So I’m really torn between agreeing with you and calling you out as the coastal edgelord...

If you have a bratwurst on a bun (you know, how 99% of people eat them), that is commonly called a bratwurst sandwich, and a hot dog is nary any different, so...

I think a hotdog is more a sandwich than an open-faced sandwich. To me, and open-faced sandwich defeats the purpose of a sandwich, which is all about keeping your hands relatively clean despite not using utensils. An open faced sandwich is practically a salad, or a pizza, and a terrible version of those things at…

I liberally accept that a sandwich is a food where its outer portion is both edible and contains messy insides, hence tamales, calzones and pasties are all sandwiches.

He goes so far as to say a hamburger isn’t a sandwich? It’s beef between two slices of bread. What, prithee, is an Arby’s roast beef sandwich in Hodgman’s fantasy world?

who?

Goddamn it, leave it whole. We’re not 5 anymore.

Well, obviously you have at least one of those ingredients. The other two are flour and milk. You never have those? You definitely live on the edge of reason when it comes to having a kitchen you can actually cook things in.

It’s an extra pot to wash and 3 extra ingredients I never have in the fridge.

A trick for making roux- heat the milk before adding it.

I put ketchup on my mac and cheese and it's delicious. DO NOT knock it until you've tried it

Yes, she does.

These articles always seem to go that way. Reading through it's like "Oh cool, how to make the perfect grilled cheese. This tip's from a chef! This lady wrote a cookbook about grilled cheeses! This man owns his own restaurant! This person… writes about sitcoms on the internet…?"

…do I have to spell it out? C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S, oh no…

Alex McCown-Levy. It was an episode of My Wife and Kids starring Damon Wayans. I've only seen 5 minutes of that show in my life, and it was the eggs with paprika scene you describe. Weird.

Thick-sliced bacon on grilled cheese should be considered a fucking war crime.

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I like to mix parmesan cheese into the butter for the outside. It's like a grilled cheese made on Sizzler pan bread.