Like this zinger:

Outside of the US, yeah:

"Within you, without you" is vastly improved on the 2006 Love mash-up album - Harrison's vocal but with the drums from Tomorrow Never Knows. Believe me, it works.

Same. Everything has a skippable track.

Whoa. What's wrong with "fixing a hole"?

"Love you to" is a skip.

I like all of Paul's granny songs EXCEPT "When I'm 64" - it and Lucy are the two skippables on Sgt. Pepper's.

She's at Brazzers now.

Alternative: Use beer can tabs instead!

"Leelee Sobieski"

…or is it a ghost? Was she ever really there?

No.

A billion pounds would.

Noel and Chris Martin are pals though. Liam's the one with a history of rubbishing Coldplay.

Oh, he hates it - and so he should. Gorillaz? C'mon, son.

Noel's the professional, he's not the one who would be showing up drunkenly late.

Plenty of options here - the solos from The Masses Against The Classes, from Donkeys, or from Found That Soul are probably my picks from their catalogue.

I love how it trails off as the vocals return.

Renting doesn't make that any easier, necessarily…

But wait - if millennials are the worst, and you're the worst at being millennial, you must be… good!