Special K-the Chinese takeout of the cereal world...I always feel ravenously hungry an hour after eating the stuff. I think I'll stick to my eggs and toast and then take a walk.

She went off the deep-end a while ago, though I can't help but wonder how much of that was brought on by her fame level going from "moderately sized piece of debris from a Chinese satellite NASA is sorta keeping an eye on to make sure it doesn't crash into into anything important" to "whatever that shit was it's…

You know as someone who has been called nasty names like kike and been asked before "what kind of people make the best fire wood???" before you would think I'd be used to the hate, but nope, this is something that should never be something someone is "used too". Anti-semitism is still incredibly strong in our society…

What's wrong with this one?

Yeah remember all those jokes about Jackie Robinson, back in the day, when he was the only black player in the majors? Those were hysterical! Too bad he couldn't laugh at himself when fans and players made all those funny jokes. As he was breaking into a sport dominated by white men.

Pork buns. Genitals. Salads. Cake. Sandwiches. Turkey. Cookies/biscotti (post dunking).

Honestly, I'd be surprised if I even burn that much. I'm lazy, I'm not getting on top :p

An NSFW would be good here, there are naked lady pictures. I hope the IT guys are happy.

Me no like this color AT ALL. Besides, I'm still catching up to the MObama inauguration yellow-green from 2008.

I understand there is no value in fat shaming, and I understand that our bodies are to do with what we will. On the other hand, obesity is a real public health situation, and the average American diet is terrible. I do not place the blame for that on individual people, and I don't think that obesity is women's problem…

I don't recognize any of that as food.

Whenever I see stories about someone in blackface, I think back to Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder. At the time I thought it was hilarious, but I was also a bit less socially aware then. I think the joke is very clear: he's playing an imbecile actor who is so out of touch that he's in blackface. Yet I wonder if on…

Blackface is a distinctly American insult. It's insulting because of American minstrel shows where white people played terribly insulting caricatures of black people to make other white people laugh. This isn't the same kind of insult for a French person, it's just tacky and stupid looking.

Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

One time, I got copied on an email that someone shouldn't have copied me on because it was basically a big rant about me. I was so pissed I sent an email back to all of the recipients that contained nothing but an ellipsis. An ellipsis.

If you're eating something and it winds up in your lungs, I'm fairly certain you're doing something wrong.

Such brave. Wow.

I went to Sherman High in Seth, WV (about an hour from where the "your mother hates you if you're on birth control" lady caused controversy) and our entire sex ed was just looking at pictures of horrible diseases and childbirth. I came out of there terrified of sex and never wanting to have it, ever. And although I…

That it changes EVERYTHING. Fundamentally changes your relationship with that person, with God, with yourself, with everyone in the world.