That's really tough, but I've always, predictably, had a crush on Cooper. So I'd fuck him. Marry Hawk, kill Truman. Because Truman was a little bit sad at times, and Hawk was nothing but awesome.

Sorry this is a little off topic... but DAT LIPSTICK. I want it. And the ability to pull it off.

Asian. Forever 21 is a Korean dealie.

I think she's a nurse? Wait, if that's the reference after all then I want this necklace.

Uhhh... Forever 21 is owned by Bible-loving Korean Americans.

I read the beginning and totally thought you were going with "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe ratchet is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

The teacher seems to have just been referring to Ke$ha, though, the famous white pop star so....that doesn't apply, here, at all. I don't know why they included it.

...until he grows up and helps the other hippos cause more deaths in Africa than the Nile Crocodiles...

American Horror Story, to me, is The Jessica Lange Spooky Hour of Fucked-Up Stuff. I can't imagine the show without her.

Read it for the juicy bits.

I'm a little bit confused about what I'm supposed to take away from this article.

We're all going to get old and wrinkly.

Can we actually talk about how impractical having a thigh gap actually IS? If you have thin or widely spaced thighs, and shit falls into your lap, it falls right through! It's super annoying.

I would've gone with a vibrating line, starting with "Shakes' Spear."

I never thought about my personal limits when it comes to videogames. But boy, did I find the answer for that in this article. I would never hit a girl, ever. I don't understand the people who do this and I don't find it sane. Just reading the article has left me unconfortable. I guess that's the point of the game...

Looking back on my childhood, I wish my family had cut my TV/video game time and forced me to spend more time doing other things. I was lucky to have a natural affinity for reading and LEGO, but I spent entire summers camped out in front of the TV. I have great memories of beating now-classic video games and…

Like fine wine.

I feel like these jeans are designed for Vince Noir (that is if he would ever lower himself to wear jeans in the first place).

I love watching people pop huge pimples and/or blackheads :3

Oooooh, we can just start inserting more teeth as we get older? Like jam in an extra couple of molars in your 40s for that 'chubby bunny game' effect?