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NoahOfTheJungle
noahofthejungle--disqus

It just dawned on me today that this may actually be the first Disney Channel show to admit that girls wear bras. That's really kind of sad given how nearly every other Disney Channel show has a female protagonist.

I agree 100% that the Cartman scenes were the best parts of this episode. It's really nice to see him getting to be something other than a machiavellian antagonist for once. Plus, he doesn't get why girls don't have balls, which is amazing.

I actually think Malik is the worst part of the show so far- his whole shtick is being the "precocious young child", which wasn't even funny before it was done to death.

I'm glad someone brought this up. The show has always looked good, but this episode had some Miyazaki-level moments.

I second that notion.

It's awesome to see this movie getting some love. I adored this movie as a kid. Hell, I even liked the straight-to-DVD sequels and the TV show!

Man, I'm just a little bummed they didn't include "Master Blaster". Although, Bubble Bobble and Kirby, so what-the-fuck-ever, this is awesome.

Personal favorite line in the article: "I knew that, years later, I would remember this moment—so lush with silence and yet so not full of speaking.". Axler's writing style here almost reminds me of John Hodgman, or maybe Jack Handey…

I've noticed a lot of articles in The Onion do that too, where it's just kind of the same joke prased in as many different ways as possible. I didn't think this article really had that problem though, although it probably could have been a bit shorter.

Liberals didn't "invent" pornography.

This column was the reason I got a Disqus account, now it's finally coming to an end… Man, times change, I guess, but this is a bit depressing.

With a little smiley face on it. I still think that's fucking adorable.

It still cracks me up that candy and slime are 2 of the 4 elements.

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

Nobody gives a fuck about 4chan fanboys apart from other 4chan fanboys. Unfortunately, that's still probably more people than should actually give a fuck about 4chan fanboys…

NOOOO, HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT??

Damn, that did not turn out as well as I had hoped. Lousy Disqus formatting…

Only way it could've been better is if they'd somehow staggered the letters so they were in a zigzag, like in the game.

Alas, New Jersey is already governed by a wailmer.

I think he owns like a clothing company or something? Or maybe he makes watches…