Just because I'm not Christian doesn't mean I live a selfish life. I donate to charity, give water to homeless folks on the street, and generally try to be a decent human being.
Anyway, since you clearly think I'm an evil bastard anyway, and I certainly don't have an especially high opinion of you, I think it's best…

That's why I have so much respect for the universalists, the only sect of Christianity that believes in universal salvation.
Basically, it doesn't matter if you're an atheist, a hindu, or a catholic, because their God loves everyone and has room in heaven for everybody. See, THAT"S a "peaceful and loving" religion for…

I'M IN YOUR FACE I'M IN YOUR FACE I'M IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!

Funny how you denounce being brainwashed, because that's exactly the kind of spiel I've heard from every single Christian trying to convert me my whole life.
Additionally, you call out liberals as being cowards, and yet you're trying to scare us into a life of Christianity, effectively pandering to our so-called…

well, Christians don't teach evil so much as really blind obedience, which is still bad, if generally well-intentioned.

Be that as it may, that doesn't mean we atheists are not right, we just all need to stop being so condescending towards those with differing belief systems

well, they can't just leave him all skeletal and with a bite outta his head, now can they?

I feel like such an idiot, because I honestly didn't make the connection. I guess it's kind of obvious….

I like how they never gave the Earl any redeeming qualities, because he's the product of a science experiment that malfunctioned and created a whiny, neurotic jerk-face. In a way, I think we're all glad he's dead.

Yeah, but less glitchy. Kid Icarus has caused me so much rage…

Yeah, I totally saw a parody of North Korean Propaganda videos there. I dunno about Salad Fingers, though, those videos are pretty damn scary.

The whole point of post-apocalyptic stories is that at one point, civilization will come to an end, and whatever's left gets mixed up into a new batch of craziness. Since it's obvious that candy people have extremely long lifespans, I think it's safe to assume that the end of Ooo as we know it is pretty far off, but…

Tranche? I'm pretty sure you actually mean tranch.

well, princess cookie had a tragic backstory and the personality to match it, whereas LSP is an outcast because of her own selfishness. She was spoiled until her parents kicked her out because of her general unpleasantness and forced to live as a hobo, so she tried to SEDUCE Finn to raise her living standards, and…

It's always lame when a show tries to get you to sympathize with a character who is basically only there to say weird things in a funny voice.

By your standards, would J.G. Quintel - Seth McFarlane? I'm not sure who Quintel would be….

AT hasn't had any good candy-based gags in a while. I demand sidewalk brittle!!!

Yeah, look at Braco. Poor kid. I dunno if PB will ever love again.

Yeah, Hertzfeldt is awesome, but a single episode of Adventure time is more visually appealing than all of his work combined. It's just a different style. AT's visuals create a whimsical atmosphere, but can sometimes distract from the story nd script. On the other hand, Hertzfeldt's visually sparse animation leaves…

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