And has a young Brazilian riding it.

The story will probably end with more spent bullet casings, though.

This will happen one day with an F-150 or Silverado in Texas.

It was as if Ferrari decided to leave Formula One for a regional dirt track series in the American South.

So really it’ll just become a brand for old people wanting to appear young? That seems awfully familiar.

Counterpoint. That is the darkest timeline.

These canned press conferences are total crap. More Lewis with bunny ears, whiskers, and whatever other assorted weirdness he wants.

I honestly applaud him for standing up to the “critic” bullies. Good work Romain, landscape mode!

Yeah, this isn’t a time for blind trust

There was this one time, where I almost spilled all my secrets on the internet because someone asked me to...but then I didn’t...whew, that was a close one!

I wanted to caption it “When bae texts ‘I’m off my period ;-)‘”

David Tracy: “Buy an old Jeep”

That’s what really irks me in these shitty scenarios; there’s no history.

But why swerve? Just brake for crying out loud. You wouldn’t, er, the car wouldn’t need to choose between frustrated murder or multiple murder. It’s more than capable of seeing what’s ahead. Just brake in time, don’t turn in anywhere.

It sounds heartless, but the only correct answer is the one that Mercedes gave. Would any of us give up control to a car that doesn’t prioritize the survivability of its occupants over anything else? I sure as hell wouldn’t. The car isn’t making a choice to kill those orphans, it’s making a choice not to kill you.…

Is that a prize or a threat? Since, you know, Mustang.

Damn, in 100 years white girls STILL have no ass?

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

So maybe it’s not “locker room talk”, it’s “Old entitled asshole” talk?