So proud

These are Howard Stern fans we're talking about.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

It's a Deadspin meme. Anytime a fan runs onto a field of play at a sporting event, he's referred to as an "idiot on the field," because that's how mainstream sportswriters and announcers always refer to them.

everyone sucks.

For the sake of journalistic integrity, I think everyone should know precisely how Greg Howard got that staph infection:

Bless you, Barry. Finally a story I'm not embarrassed to explain to my 7-year-old.

The Kanji on his right arm clearly say "Die Bart Die"

Trouble with the Nerve

Are you F-ing kidding me?? Casey is one of my dad's oldest friends, and I can assure you that Jean appears to suffer from Narcissist Personality Disorder and seems pure evil. I can assure you that his kids are not fighting to see him for any money. Their dad made sure they were well taken care of financially. THEY…

Also, If Real People Start Wearing These Hats, We Have Lost Everything is currently not in the works to be rebooted because it is not an actual film.

A Black Hat is a term for a villain because they were often depicted wearing black hats. It's most often associated with cowboy movies because cowboys basically always wore hats, but you don't literally have to be wearing a black cowboy hat to be the Black Hat of a film. For instance, Darth Vader is a Black Hat…

What if he wasn't an NBA level talent? What if he was just a good but not great college player who will never play a minute of professional basketball but who happened to hit a big shot? Would it still be ok that everyone but him made a nice chunk of change off that shot?

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

Time is a flat circle, Tim.

Why is this a *San Francisco* policy problem? Menlo Park, Palo Alto, Sunnyvale, Mountain View and Redwood City are all as capable of supporting higher density housing as San Francisco is, and housing closer to where people work would mean less god awful traffic on the already stressed Bay Area freeways. You say…

There is no way Will Leitch wrote this. I've heard of everyone on this list.

We're not talking about Miami, fuckmaggot. But thanks for coming over from Yahoo! Sports to weigh in.

This is just awful and wrong.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.