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Porsche Cayman is probably a better car in every way except for sound and 0-60 time. This is all speculation with a healthy dose of biased personal preference of course, but if someone offered me a choice between a 2020 Corvette and a 2020 Cayman sight-unseen, I’d take the Cayman. Plus you can get the Cayman in a

It looks like the designers couldn’t decide on an overall vision, so it ends up having a bit of a busy design-by-committee look. It looks pretty good from the side, but the front and rear ends are messy to say the least. All that being said, if you get this in red, countless people will think you’re driving a Ferrari,

This is like saying your iPhone is worth more than it was new because you downloaded the Uber driver app.

It looked terrible from the very first time I saw stills. It still looks fake, but it’s made even worse because it’s fake looking while trying to look real. Plus it looks extremely de-saturated. I can’t imagine any kids staying engaged with this longer than the first musical number. 

Square tailpipes, hexagon license plate indent, and whatever shape those tail lights are... this is a design by committee if I’ve ever seen one.

My 2007 Cayman has what appears to be a multi-disc CD player. Not even sure because I have never used it.

Mazda and VW are both brands that I associate with “affordable fun”. They’re a bit more driver-fun focused than your average car. “Premium” is kind of an empty buzzword used to justify rising production costs/car prices if you ask me.

It looks haphazard, but ergonomically it is much better than a fully integrated screen lower on the dash. Having the screen as high as possible without obstructing your view allows you to easily glance over at it without looking down, and you spend less time with a hand off the steering wheel because the distance from

The Chuck Todd Industrial Complex means staying “level headed and even handed” at all costs. No amount of unjust cruelty at the hands of the government can change the Chuck Todd Industrial Complex’s compulsion to make every story into a “On the one hand this appears to be very bad to some people, but on the other

The Ford is better looking, more capable, higher tech, more efficient and is more reliable. The all-aluminum body is more resistant to dings and it’s actually quite easy to get aluminum body repairs done now that every body shop that wants to make money from repairing the most popular vehicle in America has invested

The Ford Flex is the most Dad car. I tried to get my Dad to buy one but he went with another lightly used Town and Country. Which might be equally as “Dad” but lacks the charisma of the Flex.

I mean, it could be worse. This design is understated (read: bland), has the right colors, isn’t gold. Could’ve been much worse. I will be surprised if Trump signs off on this though. It’s not flashy enough for his bottomless ego.

I agree the race progression is usually pretty boring - if the weather is good. If there’s rain, then the tyre strategy actually gets really interesting (at least to me). But even with perfect conditions I’d still watch every Monaco Grand Prix for the eye candy alone.

I’ve been to a few tracks (including Tilke designed Circuit of the Americas and Yas Marina ) and the the best ones are always the ones that would never get built today. Spa and Monaco are my favorites. If you tried to propose building those or adding them to the calendar today, there’s no way they’d get approved.

As someone living in the south, my hottest take is that Chik-Fil-A is highly overrated in every respect. Food: overpriced and mediocre. Facilities: gross and outdated, I’ve been in nicer McDonalds locations. Their vaunted customer service: worse than Chipotle or Panera. Their chicken, the one thing you’d think they’d

If it’s all good mechanically, then this would be a great car for someone like me who just likes to drive interesting cars a lot and doesn’t mind if they’re rough around the edges. Since it’s already a bit rough but not to the point of being ugly, it would be an excellent guilt-free weekend car or even a cool daily

Cover charges at mediocre bars. “Luxury student apartment” buildings that have expensive rent and then charge another $200 a month for parking.

*the best car Porsche ever made.

I’m assuming this is a troll comment because possibly the best action movie of the last decade is a car movie: Mad Max: Fury Road.

Seems like a half-decent wealth re-distribution vehicle in a time where most rich and powerful people seem to be actively trying to increase wealth inequality.