This game taught me how to drive...properly.

And now let us pay tribute to the only good thing to come out of the EA/Porsche partnership

Now I imagine this guy to be like Mr Burns, who can’t open his own car doors.

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.

apparently he can pull harder than he can push.

1. LOLOLOLOL AGAIN.

Copying Mitsubishi at this moment in history be like

I drove past the crash and saw the NSX already on the flatbed

FUCKING RED LIGHT RUNNING COCKBAG SUV DRIVING TEXTING BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCKS KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD AND STOP AT RED LIGHTS AND LOOK OUT FOR THE RED FUCKING NSXES GOD DAMMIT.

As someone who edits video in their spare time to me the most offensive part is the hideous frame blending.

That’s why you don’t throw things at people, you never know what the other person is capable of. I drive a N.Y.C yellow cab for a living, trust me when I say let it go, I am behind the wheel 6 days a week 10-12 hours a day. I get cut off, people jam on the gas as I switch lanes so I don’t get in, had a bottle thrown…

There is never such a thing as taking go karting to seriously.

In go karts I once did a bump and run on a guy and his kid at the local fun center. It worked brilliantly I passed those track clogging fools and was buzzing around and lapped them but the dad was yelling and swearing at me the second time around. I guess they didnt understand racing and just wanted to clog up the…

Reminded me of Maldonado. Dive in, then hit wall.

So then a McLaren F1 is an old janky mess compared to the more powerful 650S, because age. Is that what you’re saying?

I liked the first Cars, even though it was Doc Hollywood remade. The second one was an abomination that shall never be spoken of again.