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Guess you will miss Latifi too next year...

Man Jalopnik are a bunch of Tesla haters. Why would you regret to report that Tesla is #1.

It was rather...unexciting race, despite all the commotions.

Unpopular opinion.

this is actually a sign of cocaine prices dropping.

There is only one Delorean!

Counterpoint:  Motorcycles suck and lane-splitting (call it what it is) is obnoxious and dangerous to cars and trucks who are changing lanes in slow moving traffic.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Masi gets shown the door, because the calls all year were wildly inconsistent. Some of that is on him, some is on the stewards, but we can’t continue to have this “will they/won’t they get a penalty” BS continuing. Limiting (or eliminating) direct contact between teams and the race director

I’d have to say, if it’s not a manual, get rid of the lever.  They often block instruments, controls and stow space.  Good riddance.  *Save the manuals!

Unions exist because of corporate malfeasance against workers.

I’ll answer the million dollar question for everyone. Not worth clicking through slideshow. I did so you don’t have to. 

I mean yeah, definitely Max’s fault. Lewis wasn’t giving him an inch, and this, to me, plays exactly like the Silverstone incident, reversed. 3 place grid penalty seems harsh, I would probably do 2, but I’m also not an FIA steward and my whole reasoning is it falls closer to what I believe to have been a relaxed

On the plus side, he had the best memeable moment ever as a result

Raph’s comment “Maybe they should unionize! Seems like a win-win.”

It looks like the truck and the car behind (maybe a 3 series or similar profile?) were racing/hooning with each other. Both the truck and the trailing car move into the center and appear to think they’re going to fly past the Accord on the left, despite the Accord turning left.

the driver of the accord wasnt using his indicators. Not that it makes it alright to flew through a neighborhood like that.

She kept driving for 2 minutes after the lights went on? She deserved this.

Mercedes would still dominate, just miss a few races at the end of the year.  Instead, how about force drivers to rotate cars?  You can only hire drivers for 5 races a year max, this would be very exciting, with many drivers getting a chance to drive the best car and good drivers dragging back-markers up onto the

This level of performance is exactly what I need as I race to snag that last spot in the parking lot at my local Whole Foods.