aka “first”

Counterpoint: Yes. They are.

I’m sure the city which refuses to shut the fuck up about the ‘85 Bears will have no issue moving on.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

The reason the Cubs are not the Yankees of the National League is not that they can’t be or have been too honorable or sweet-natured for it; it’s that they’ve sucked at trying. They’re the Yankees, minus competence.

I’ve just always loved the Cubs because they play the right way.

Correction: Everyone already hated Cubs fans openly.

You forgot one:

It’s a real kick in the nuts.

Some say he’s still falling today...

Nice to see the Why Your Team Sucks series extend into the regular season.

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

You sure showed that nerd that he is not cool, like you, the sarcastic Internet commenter

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

I love that you used “how fabulous is that?”

There is a lightness—something almost resembling naiveté—to Garten’s elitism that separates her from other rich, white, New England-based chefs like, oh, Martha Stewart—who has a heavier, more condescending gaze.

Excess anything masturbation and porn can have a negative effect on your overall well being.