What, wait, did they outlaw cocaine in Chicago or something?

I know you’re trying to be discreet and everything but you could have just left the “o” on your name.

Finally someone said it. I am just like Ronaldo. I feel exactly the same way except I’m built like Seth Rogen and drunk 70% of the time.

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

PULISIC AND GREEN AGAINST THE WORLD!

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

This was not the best outing of his career. You obviously aren’t paying attention. He is the holder of one of the single greatest pitching performances in major league history.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Blair Walsh is masturbating to this game right now, filled with self-loathing.

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

I have to say, for the mechanics not even knowing he was coming in until they saw him out the front of the garage, that was an incredible pit stop. It took them maybe 5 seconds to get out the garage, and it was still a 9 second stop. Impressive.

“Just the tip!”

Watch your delta Canada. Its a backdoor attack!

The glory is yours, my friend...

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