Found the Reaper main. Even the username checks out.

you can’t leave spawn until you make a basket

Some of us like Ichabod Crane.

Your daughter will end up hating you (her father) and pitying you(her mother)

there’s been a lot of ‘i’m not appreciated enough in this game’ posts lately. are you kotaku folks ok?

I’d be shocked if they actually start charging in late July—they’ll push that back or remove it entirely.

The way the camera keeps jumping up or down at random points? That’s not Jason trying to stabilize the camera. That’s the camera moving on its own.

The instructions on the back just said “Thrusting required ahead, in short try tongue but hole”

Gotta learn to parry their advances so you can strike with a critical thrust once they’re off balance.

stop lvlin dex casul

“Windows $10,000” has a pretty nice ring to it.

Symbolic of what most Genjis are doing when their ult isn’t up.

I almost put in a line there about how people were probably racing to show examples of our supposed clickbaiting, but why steal the fun from you guys lol? Ultimately, print/web media’s reliance on clickbait is no mystery (though like I said, it has gotten better). YouTube’s on the other hand, is hardly ever commented…

Did...did I really just read about clickbait in a negative way on a Gawker site? With no sense of irony? AND from Patricia? Wow.

Eh, this isn’t really about being PC so much as being professional. This is the kind of thing people usually stop finding very amusing after they get out of college.

Seriously friendo, those PC police monsters just want to fucking ruin everything!
In fact, Abraham Lincoln even wrote in the US Constitution:
“Four scores and 7 matches ago, every God fearing game developer should call their supporters and consumers by the finest of terms - bitches.”

Fuckin’ SJW PC jackasses just…

*adjusts glasses*
I think you will find that it was a Powerbook 5300 used in ID4, which unless I miss my guess, was running System 7.0.1 at the time
*is devoured by a giant snake*

At the moment whenever people mention the phrase Independence Day: Resurgence I can’t help but think it’s some terrible new name the media came up with for Brexit.

Life’s too fucking short, people.