Oh no. I gotta buy another one as soon as I get paid :( The Steam Controller was my favourite controller ever. I’m not surprised because it never really took off, but this still sucks.

Yeah, seriously. I still can’t install 1903 because it kills literally any and all network connectivity on my PC, I had to roll back to the previous version so I can use the friggin’ internet... I really hope they fix this in 1909.

I really hated those branches. I felt like we had to memorise that entire section as the game didn’t give us enough time to react to the double jumps... then again, I was very young when I played it, maybe I was just shit.

I can’t tell if you’re memeing it or not

Yup. As long as I avoid buying items that need to be manually confirmed by an employee (like alcohol), self-checkouts are fucking amazing. No one breathing down my neck, the next customer has like 4 other terminals to go to, no cashier scanning my items at an insane pace I have no way of keeping up with while packing…

...typing on a COMPUTER. Man, I can still hear the guy’s voice in my head, that video was just too good

That’s an amazing idea.

Oh hell yeah. That was my first thought. Being able to sound like a generic white dude in his early 20s? Sign me up!

Yeah seriously. Reminds me of this

Yeah that sounds pretty horrible. I know the reasoning behind it but still.

Can do, sir. *salutes*

I’m not sure if supporting the release of broken games just because they might patch them later is a good idea though... it’s becoming industry standard anyway, odd how someone wants to actively support the practice as part of the “journey”. 

Reading that hurt my eye. Poor kid.

Lol who’s shitting on you and why?

Nice. I should try playing this, looks so much better now.

Sure, you can play solo if you want. Monsters will be scaled accordingly. Would still recommend trying multiplayer (and this is from someone who dislikes multi in general) because it’s pretty fun.

Oh good, another launcher to install! Thanks, Metro!

First Cardi B video I’ve ever seen and I’ve never been more confused in my life. I try to be open with new genres but... what the hell was that?

Yeah, tell them to chill out. I’m like you - I’ve tried to like escape rooms as much as I could, but every single time I went, I just got frustrated and angry and made everyone else annoyed too.

Sounds good. Thanks for replying!