Yeah this is why I’m not interested in playing this game at all. I don’t have the time for this kind of stuff anymore.

Nagyon nem tudtam hirtelen mit kezdeni ezzel a képpel... Damn you Kotaku, surprising me with random Hungarian stuff like that! 

I mean... I’d love to play way more shield tank than I do but a lot of men seem to think healing is below them and I want to win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dick too big to play healer, I guess

Yup. My experience has been the same - oh, you can’t function because of the side effects? Nah, you’re fine, now stop being a pain in the ass, if others are fine on it, you shouldn’t be bitching either. It’s everywhere.

I guess the zombie stereotype comes from the meds that *do* make you feel like that. I’ve been on various antidepressant medications - none have ever made me feel better and I’m done with them for good now but the ones with the zombie side effects, holy shit, when it’s bad, it’s really bad. I’ve been put on stuff that…

Sorry, this content is not available in your country... really? The EU isn’t good enough for the mighty Kotaku now? Lol

Yeah, I would have gone for a “pay what you want but at least X amount” setup, with the least amount set at a lower price. This is my lunch money for a whole workweek...

Thank fuck light mode is available though. I hope all this memeing won’t make them remove it, because my vision is utter shit and dark mode is seriously rough to read.

Well hello there. I’d love to play Shenmue on PC!

Oh this used to be one of my favourite vidya intros, thanks for reminding me! Ozar Midrashim (the song playing in the background) is pretty damn awesome.

I wish they’d just implement a guild system so I could find people to play with. It has become and absolute pain in the ass, and the fact that playing in larger groups means going up against tougher enemies is a pain in the ass. No shit people aren’t grouping.

That’s nice, but they’re still microtransactions in a single player AAA game so it’s a no-buy.

lol what an ass. Obviously people online aren’t real people so we can just shit on them, right?

This is why I’m so ambivalent about DSPStanky’s vids and influence. Sure, he was fun ashell to watch - he’s obviously mechanically skilled and made good use of Lúcio’s mobility, but he often left his team without heals or speedboosts. If you watch the OWL Lúcios, they play nothing like him and every time I get a…

Wow, that’s actually really cool.

Ah, Americans.

Yeah seriously. Healthy people philosophy, am I right? Must be nice to have the mental capacity for this emotional wankery when you don’t have to focus all your energy on just getting through the day.

What the fuck is this bullshit? Sounds like something a healthy person wrote. I didn’t ask for the “gift of life”, if I could go back time and undo it, I would.

This reminds me... I’m still salty Vivienne wasn’t available as a romantic interest. She’s one of the coolest characters in the game but nooo, BioWare has to ruin everything. Sera it is, I guess.

About damn time. Now they can finally practice with a main tank who doesn’t get themselves benched for half of a stage.