If you're 100% sure it's a GFWL issue... have you tried using a crack or just installing a pirated version? It's not the best solution, yeah, but I don't see the harm in trying if you paid for the game and just can't play it.

Dear lawd. Everything about this character is a cringefest.

Seriously. What the hell were they thinking?

Okay, public loos then, if you're out!

Part of me wants to bring up being able to use the internet while on the loo but I'm not sure that's a good idea...

I bet the addiction will get better if you have access to Jez any time you want and don't have to wait until you get home to use it!

Imagine if you could read/post on Jezebel aaaany time you want... *wink wink nudge*

The internet wants you, my precioussssss

I hope you will cave soon! :'D I have quite a few friends who were all "no, I don't need a smartphone!"... let's ust say that they upload a LOT of pictures of food now. :P Smartphones are the best.

Smartphones are awesome, though. They're like a neat little package with all the software you could ever need, wherever you need it. :B Now if only I could disable the call function on mine so no one can call me (love the internet stuff, hate phone calls)...

Wait, what? Most smartphones these days are really user-friendly, you can pretty much pick one you like and start using it right away...

It's not that good. I've been a huge fan of TR games since I was a little girl, but this one did nothing for me - it just feels like an extra gritty version of Uncharted with some extra torture for Lara if you fuck up the QTEs. I really wanted to like it, but... meh. It's bland as fuck.

...is that a thing? Where can I find it and do they have sexy short-ish hairdos?

Yeah, that sounds like a spectacularly bad idea. When I was IP, there was a rule that you cannot participate in therapy if you're connected to someone who's already there - friends, family, lover etc. Hell, people were kicked out for hooking up. Making it personal like this can really, really impede recovery.

I throw them in the dustbin like a civilised person after I do, though! :P

Fortunately I use paper tissues so that's not a problem... well, at least it's not coffee on the keyboard, that was much worse D:

If you count "fuck fuck fuck WHERE'S A TISSUE OH WHATEVER THIS ONE WILL DO LET'S RUB IT ALL OVER THE THING" as clean... :'D

Official Konami person spotted on Steam forums... it's a different guy, right?

http://steamcommunity.com/app/235460/dis…

"Hey everyone, my name is TK and I'm the official Konami Social Media Associate Manager and, now, Steam Community Manager. We've received your complaints about being unable to play MGR while offline.…

Water, meet monitor. Goddamnit

Well... that, too. xP