“Sessions isn’t a capable defender of the president on television”
That isn’t the Attorney General’s job, but it does illustrate Trump’s view of it.

I don’t know about you but if I’m running half naked through the neighbourhood fearing for my life I’m not pressing the bell, waiting 5-10 seconds and then ringing it again.. I would be pounding that bloody bell repeatedly thus squeezing those 20-30 rings into the timespan of seconds.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

With a belt to hold them on as they trail behind you, like a cape for the lower half.

If you couldn’t tell that was sarcasm, I’m genuinely worried about you.

My trademark look is wearing pants without putting my legs in the leg holes, so I’m kind of into this.

She consistently wears things that make her body look dumpy or bad. It’s astonishing. She cannot dress herself to save her goddamn life. So much money spent to look shitty.

Oh, I already started doing this a few months ago! I got tired of ill-placed darts, overly tight armholes, and the ongoing see-through fabric problem in women’s white button downs. (Also, so many white button downs DON’T actually button all the way down anymore, instead, they do that tunic-like thing where you have…

Isn’t it amazing how society has groomed us to think that women be shopping but men not be! and accept that men “deserve” quality long lasting cuts and fabrics while we scatterbrained ditzes just should settle for the random polyester crumbs that last three washes?

What gets me is having actual sized and looking women (as opposed to models) buy and wear their clothes is apparently a fate worse than bankruptcy, but they have no qualms about using the shittiest, grossest fabrics available. I know we can’t all wear duchess satin while running errands but it’s not like cotton,…

Are women sizes 0-14 not shaped differently from each other as well?

Yes! I used to be able to count on Ann Taylor for business and business casual attire. A lot of it was even available in tall sizes! In the last year or so it’s like they are designing more for my teenaged daughter than for me. Seriously Ann? My daughter is not going to shop there. Middle aged working women are your…

So much polyester! A few times a year I will go shopping for new shirts, look around, pick up a shirt, this looks nice, look at the tag, polyester, put the shirt back down, come home with no new shirts. 

Their quality was pretty amazing 20+ years ago but fast fashion kind of blindsided them and they adapted very poorly.

My biggest beef with clothing manufacturers:

I have to give Jenna Lyons some credit for J. Crew going into the toilet as well. 

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

Does anyone have a photo of Donda West in patient clothes or examination room?