WTF would it take? Why the Fuck did any non-white vote for this motherfucker? Why the Fuck did any woman vote for this motherfucker?

From a friend who is far more eloquent than I:

One of the reasons I wanted Hillary to win (aside from sanity and general qualifications) was to see what Bill would be called. First Man? First Husband? I wanted a title damnit. And I wanted him to pick a charity and be in charge of decorating the White House. And I wanted his chocolate chip cookie recipe...

How dare you. The best thing about kittens is that they become cats.

She thought the Queen of England would be happy about someone publishing a book about her underwear? That takes levels of self-deception I can only stare at, amazed.

Why are we fighting the two women against each other here? Angelina did not owe Jennifer anything, and Jennifer was not the one who did anything wrong. The question that should be asked is are you Team Pro Pitt or Team Anti Pitt, because Brad Pitt is the bad guy here. He was the one who was married, he was the one…

The one aspect the never seems to be mentioned when this topic comes up...kids...kids?...yes, kids!!

Did anybody think multiple Gawker Media employees wouldn’t be on it? This is the place where Jezebel writers had to write several public blog posts calling their own company out on how they were getting spammed with really gross, violent, pornographic images in the comments to get them to do anything about it, and…

Lena Dunham deserves so much more heat. Too many people have made/will continue to make excuses for her. I fundamentally disagree that she has done “so much” for women, &c. She hasn’t done shit. Flaunting her naked body which shuns conventional beauty standards is nowhere near as “revolutionary” as people seem to…

Maybe they should help her regardless. Are we only going to help people who are suitable victims then?

This is what galls me, people who think inexperience is great when it comes to a politician, especially president. Like, we don’t want “an outsider” flying our plane; we want a pilot who knows what he’s doing. And if we need an operation, we want a doctor and medical staff who are experienced with this type of…

“both inexperienced” What?

Can we haz moratorium on super rich, old, white guys as President plz.

Yes to your last line. I fucking HATE people who want to sit back and “blow up the system” because it generally means they know they’re going to be OK and fuck the poor slobs on the bottom who will suffer the most. There’s nothing “progressive” about that.

“He sounds like he’s a few steps away from killing someone.”

I sincerely hope he doesn’t, but if that awfulness comes to pass, it would be mighty ironic if it were his ultimate enablers (HIS PARENTS) who paid the price.

Yeah he’s behavior seems like a slow moving train wreck. Especially with DV, they tend to continue to escalate their behavior.

I was about to say the same thing. He’ll keep getting away with the same shit over and over again as long as mommy keeps going along with his insane behavior.

I hope he gets some serious time. He sounds like he’s a few steps away from killing someone.

She and her father are desperate to be accepted into the kind of cultural and social circles that have continually rejected them. I imagine she is depressed over that fact that her label is in the clearance bin at TJ Maxx. She wants to be Tory Burch. Whomp whomp.

I’m so fucking done with this shit parade.