I started seeing a nutritionist and it is amazing to me how much food she has me eating, and I’m finally actually losing weight. I was kidding myself with tiny main meals “supplemented” by high fat, calorie dense foods like almond butter or losing control with cookies or tacos every few days. I’m a much bigger person…

I’m sure all these motherfuckers booing hispanics are going to mow their own lawn this weekend.

I remember absolutely hating Ren and Stimpy when I was a kid. Even as a child I didn’t understand why it was on nickelodeon because I thought it was so gross and inappropriate for children. I used to get so mad when I would see it. Like what the hell are you doing nickelodeon.

Now I feel slightly better about not liking this growing up.

Wow, so relevant.

killed in Vietnam by his own troops

Millie Billy Bob Thornton.

Girl, you know it’s true. Ooh ooh ooh, it’s my prerogative.

Good for those kids, especially Millie Bobby Brown, who definitely deserves a higher salary than the rest considering her role is so important and gets much more screen time.

Humanity. If we can’t eat it we’ll rape it.

Like every other place, California has its problems and its flaws. It is far, far from perfect — not even remotely close.

If you haven’t seen the trailer recut as a horror movie, then you should see the trailer recut as a horror movie:

In retrospect I should have known Jerry Mcguire would be shit the second Avery is positioned as a bad person for not liking babies. And then along comes Renee Zellweger with her obnoxiously cute catchphrase-spouting child, just in case we missed the idea that all good women are mommies and women who have priorities…

He LITERALLY saves Ryder’s character from homelessness by selling her pilot, after she’s been all butthurt and running up a nine hundred dollar phone bill! I love when he tells greasy Ethan “I think I know what she needs in a way that you never will.” Even the first time I saw it I was all OOOHHHHH.

YES, a million times yes. Andy needs new friends and a new boyfriend. It’s one year in a demanding job that will open a ton of doors for her, and no one in her life is remotely supportive. Arghhh...

YES. Ethan Hawke’s character in Reality Bites is the worst. In most movies, really.

You are me. I have always disliked the characters she plays. Also, for some odd reason, I get an inexplicable vibe that she smells of feet. Like she just looks like she smells like stank feet.

omg omg omg - if I had the time I would direct you to a blog post of mine from like 2006 from my now totally defunct blog in which I stated that one can tell how mature a girl is by her opinion on Winona Ryder’s decision in Reality Bites. Thinks Ethan Hawke was the best choice - immature. Thinks Ben Stiller was best…

Jerry McGuire was a terrible movie for women and in general. Avery is genuinely focused on her career and not into kids so she’s a bitch. Dorothy, complete with 1950s housewife name, is a secretary and single mom who loves her kid and isn’t ambitious and is non-threatening. She also mothers Jerry too. So of course she…

Also? Ben Stiller’s character, Michael, in Reality Bites. He’s supposed to be the lame boyfriend alternative to hot, inconsiderate, wounded musician Ethan Hawke. Stiller gets dumped on because he has a job, wears a suit, tries to be socially adept, and makes a reality TV pilot that focuses on Winona and her friends’…