That was mine too! I was in love with that fox. And then Sancho Panda from Don Coyote. So much so that I asked my Dad if it was weird that I had strong feelings for cartoons.

My first crush was Denver the dinosaur, yeah, she should ignore him. unless I can get a date with a guitar playing dinosaur

The crush is mutual. Meet me in the sewer

Apologies for the grammar error. I’m just here asking questions because I honestly don’t understand. But thanks for the verbal scolding. Much appreciated.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

She said he is gay. Doesn’t matter that much though.

He’s gay, btw.

The original messages seem less horrifying if you hear the horn section and imagine Chevy Chase mugging to the camera. Wait no, they’re even more horrifying now.

Omg now I can’t unhear this hahahaha

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

You responded to a comment about how Spanish and Mexican culture is beautiful win a link to a murder, asking if it too was beautiful. You were thus implying murder was part of their culture. There is no other interpretation because that is how language works. I responded by noting all cultures murder, thus negating…

No there’s no one perfect way for everyone, but you should read the Feminine Mystique. So many women were conscripted into marriage and motherhood to the point they drank themselves into oblivion or they wrecked havoc on their children or they up bitter and resentful. That wasn’t a great option either.

I intentionally waited until my mid-30s to get married and have a kid. I spent my 20s being poor, doing awesome internships, dating, living abroad, and taking jobs that were incompatible with having a family. Plus I got to see a lot of relationships implode so I could see the red flags long before I got emotionally…

Bill Hader is attractive but he was really hot to me in that movie. I feel the same way about Bill Pullman in While You Were Sleeping.

I feel like if you are in your mid-30s and you “brag” about getting blackout drunk and not remembering things, you may need help. But that’s just me. Also I’m a firm believer in if you are an asshole when drunk, you’re an asshole all the time, you just hide it better sober.

Bill Hader was soo attractive in that movie. It also made me love Lebron James. But Schumer’s character was not attractive in any way.

Saw Schumer perform a few months back (I think it’s the same set as The Leather Special) and she had a few anecdotes about how she *still* gets blackout drunk (her emphasis, not mine), wakes up and her amazingwonderfulmagical boyfriend isn’t speaking to her, so she has to beg him to tell her what she did and it is…

I feel like it’s more likely to be ‘my period leaked on to the mattress’ or at the worst ‘I had a homebirth’ than ‘this is the mattress here I killed my cheating husband’

My guess on the blood stains is that, well, women have periods, and sometimes tampons and pads aren’t sufficient. Nothing exciting *at all*.

Yes! I am all over this. Is it just me, or is Kumail the cutest but no one talks about how he’s the cutest?