Major toss-up between two classics:

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

No, they’re obsessing over the wording. “Family man” and “A-list” are terms that, to my knowledge, are used in gossip/tabloid ways very differently than in regular usage.

I’m with you: it couldn’t be more obvious to me that the article is referring to Sheen. What I find boggling is the social media reaction to this particular taboo. That people are actually pointing fingers at Tom Hanks – of all people – reveals how quickly the lynch mob galvanizes to burn the innocent at the stake.

Because of the combination of it being a revered, A-list, family-man, and the insinuation that this is someone who seems to be squeaky clean. He’s all of those things, and would probably be the most shocking possible answer here. Also he’s old enough to have been doing crap like that in the 80s. But really it’s…

Swimming is fun. Don’t let the assholes win.

Ding ding ding! If she tries to spin this into a career as an “anti-bullying activisit” or some other related horseshit, I’ll jump out a window.

I hope that is cubed aspic holding a sac of frozen veggies suspended. The hard boild egg surprise is like, “Mmm-mm.”

It’s certainly a way to keep those with Kosher and Halal diets away from your holiday party; a common concern in the 1950s.

Goddamn, did Kanye actually say something that wasn’t completely insane and wrong on the Twitter?

I was fine until I got to the “I need you to perform...specifically a minnie mouse dead-mow-five head, not a mickey dead-mow-five head.”

This story is totally making me cry happy tears. Hooray for Koko!

Last time I checked, being a feminist is about the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men. It says nothing about it being a girls club or anything like that

I know fashion show designs have an element of non-realism to them but LOL these posts are cracking me up. There's an automatic rush to defend her because "that's what normal legs look like" and "you go girl"

it was genuine curiosity. i wasn't trying to snark.

Great. I'm probably going to have another weird sex dream about him tonight and I'm NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

According to TMZ, Tamika Fuller (pictured above on the far right) says the rapper-cum-actor initially wanted her to abort their daughter Cai Bridges when she told him she was pregnant. Fuller says he "offered her $10,000 and a house if she lost the baby."

Thank you for articulating this. There were no "good old days" or "simpler times". I argue this with my 60+ parents and Inlaws as delicately as I can. They were children at the time, so the cruel realities of the world were submerged beneath their niavete. The 50s and 60s: where you could see a flick for less than a…

Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.

Whenever I want to give a little encouragement, I will now say "You can do it. Coffee"