“Connor Cook Hates Paris” yeah, I’m going to hell. I laughed. I’m sorry.

The key is distraction. Let the kids distract themselves. If that’s not working, you distract them. Come up with games to play, crank bad songs on the radio and sing along even worse than the actual singers, tell stupid stories. Long car drives with my parents were some of my favorite things as a kid. I always took…

I live in Indiana and will be traveling elsewhere in Indiana and am one of the few “black sheeps” of my family because I am A. Single B. Not a Parent and C. Democrat (everyone else is the opposite of all three of those) so if I hear distant screaming, I’ll come running and rescue you. I would hope you do the same for…

I was a fat kid who later transitioned into a fat teen before finally getting my act together and getting myself to look better as an adult. But my parents made off-handed comments about my weight all the time as a kid/teen up until the “Smartass Years” hit me and I was finally smart and quick enough to come back with…

Is it wrong of me to hope Pinkham will reappear somewhere else and Kitchenette will continue on there? Cause I am, and will continue to until I one day discover it.

Oh.

Glad to see Kitchenette isn’t mentioned anywhere and, therefore, hopefully, may still be sticking around. Huge bummer that the Vane is officially being axed though. Guess I’ll go put up with Weather.com ‘s god awful shit ass website to get my cool weather stories and news and then not ever talk about anything since no…

Fellow librarian here. We have a small group of kids/family that come in every day after school and stay until we close at 8. They all sit at the same table every day with their school issued computers and do their homework together. Very well behaved and smart kids. Always very friendly and quiet, respecting the…

Jesus, it’s time for college basketball already? *shrugs shoulders* Alright, it’s time for college basketball already.

Wasn’t so much gross as it was inappropriate. Was on the El in Chicago one time (Brown line headed to Belmont to get off and walk to Wrigley) and some overweight, greasy, mouth breathing idiot is screaming obscenities into his cell phone at, from the sound of things, Comcast. I, being a Comcast customer, fully…

How much do these people complain during the holiday season when everything everywhere is green and red?

Thanks for the heads up on this. My dad and brother are car detailing nuts and I just bought four of these for super cheap christmas presents for them (they each get two!).

Thanks for the heads up on this. My dad and brother are car detailing nuts and I just bought four of these for super…

The “Armed Forces Card” is getting about as tired as the racism card and the gender card. Everyone is always so quick to drop the “Well I’m a veteran!” line as if that means they’re entitled to something. No. You being an army vet doesn’t excuse you and allow you to break stadium policy and hang a massive banner,…

Ever since I worked as a cook, and saw first hand the shit waiters/waitresses and busboys go through, I clear my own table when I go out to eat. I don’t mean I literally clear the table and take stuff to the dish bins, I just mean that when I finish my meal, I clean up after myself. I stack my plates/bowls and…

That Fred Durst wanna be is Joshua Fierstein who makes videos and shit like this all the time because he’s nothing but a massive attention whore and what’s really sad is the rest of the “Christians” love and adore him and bathe him with attention when he makes said videos, and therefore he will never stop.

Is...is Delonte West one of the jive-talking guys from “Airplane!”? What the hell?!