Wait, so since my best friend is a guy (who isn’t my husband) does that mean all our bestie outtings for food or drinks or wait in line for record store day means that 1- we are going to extra deep double super hell and 2- that by pences rules we should have copious amounts of sex instead of fist bump or hug each…

I adore T.E.R. but something about that photo is off. Maybe the angle?? Photoshop?? I have no idea. Her face looks odd and not like herself.

I am LIVING for Janelle Monae’s dress but oh mah gawd I’d do not envy her wearing that and moving around all night- I can’t imagine it’s very comfortable to sit in the theater in.

Wait so since I make more than my husband (he went from owning a business to entry level at a company, while I have been at the same job for 5 years) does that mean we each need gender reassignment since men are the primary breadwinners?

Everyone at our super bowl party said the exact same thing. We were shocked she didn’t make some huge political statement or just do SOMETHING.

Truuuuuuuth!

Personally I’m really sad to see the circus go. Growing up my dad took me every year, I worked for an ad agency for several years that handled the circus when it came to town, and my husband and I have gone every year since we have dated.

I had a raccoon offer me a pickle once- it and another raccoon were eating a discarded jar of pickles. He turned, locked eyes with me and just held one up like “you want one? They are good” before returning to his feast.

I love raccoons, to the point I bought sheets that are totally for a little boys room for my husband and my bed.

Personally I think he looks like an AMAZING santa! Adorable in the way only a really friendly older gentleman can be, and I bet he kills the santa game all Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas! And talking about his elves and reindeer. I would also bet he smells like cookies, peppermint and old man cologne. Basically the Santa we…

Basically they Asked if she’d like to buy a reusable bag and she flipped OUT

Nope

My husband and I live in a.....less than stellar neighborhood. It’s a sprawling group of apartment buildings tucked away behind several other apartment complexes in a large southern city.

I had a pretty horrible bartholin gland issue for about 6 ‘months- these are glands in your hooha btdubs.

Let me first say, although I do not identify as anything other than Cis genre female, I gotta say this is a snooze fest.

I had a roommate in college for a semester that ate exclusively canned food and potted meat. Never cooked anything, just used the can opener and dug in.

In the illustrious word of Steve Miller and his band “Go on, take the money and run.”

I don’t want anyone, except a VERY select few people, to touch me. Much less hug me.

Oh man Sidewalk is always great! I’ve been every year for the past...7 or 8. It’s totally worth getting a weekend pass. It’s a fantastic way to discover new films/genres/actors/directors. Sometimes you get to hear the directors and actors discuss their films too. Ti West was at the festival this year to intro his film…

I saw this last weekend at the Sidewalk Moving Picture Film Festival (it’s every August in Birmingham, AL! Great film festival!!!! One of the largest in the south!)