Nah, it was telling you the truth, just like...9 years ago.

You don’t even have to click the links. Just...read the article:

I think it depends. You’ve got to figure out if it is the server’s fault or the management’s. From my experience working in restaurants, we ended up short staffed on holidays a lot. This obviously led to slower/worse service, but that isn’t the fault of the waiter. They don’t get to make the schedules.

Just because we know they won’t die doesn’t mean they know it.  Regardless, you can be altruistic without risking your life.

That’s just the nature of fiction, the heroes are going to live. You’re stretching like crazy here.

But it isn’t the full ideal.

Yeah, it ends with a bunch of altruistic figures trying to make a positive difference in the world and save lives. Does that sound anything like Rand?

And we’re supposed to see Dash as a sullen bratty kid.

Sure. But that doesn’t mean they’re right. His films definitely delve into aspects of objectivist philosophy sure, but they tend to actually refute those ideas.

^ That’s the bad guy.

Is he though?  People say that a lot, but I don’t think the films usually back it up.

Yup, the people upset about racism are the bigger problem than the racists!  Some how!

Is this a parody account?

I mean, that’s essentially the entire plot of the Incredibles.

I’m proud to see Marco Rubio take such a principled stand against...people criticizing a restaurant chain?

Satire is dead.

How can you tell if someone isn’t a vegan?

So...odds that he survived the plane explosion, was captured by Russians and has been kept in suspended animation between missions as a soviet spy for the last 60 years?

Like Ratatouille?

I think we’re ignoring the time period Bird likes to focus on in his movies: he always goes very 50's, Cold War, Red Scare. This was a time when the government was being authoritarian, and it was being directed primarily at communists (particularly notable, talented communists).

I think that adds another wrinkle to the…

Yeah...and they’re sad by a pouting child and the villain of the movie, respectively.