I’m disappointed he didn’t say “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.” in response to every question by the officers.

Umm, actual human beings with a brain don’t say “retarded” any more, you immature chode.

I’d like a 50% scale Charger so I can call it the General Flea.

Way too late for this discussion but whatever... I started before the age of 10 handing my dad tools (and hearing “this is 3/8, I asked for a f*#^÷%/g” 1/2 inch wrench).

So, you Google and found one side of the story and took it as fact since it supports your take. This is called confirmation bias. Here’s another story where the comptroller talks about the issues since 2001. Or 15 years before the corrupt government was replaced. Why didn’t they do anything between 2001-2016? This is…

And yet the state comptroller is justified in his openly racist witch hunt. Huh.

Translation: “Before you write an article, you should probably accept the comptroller’s version without question.”

Trucklodytes.  They’re trucklodytes.

“Next time you’re at the grocery store, try showing a woman your face. Be confident, unafraid of the LIES — you might get a girlfriend. Women like confidence. Women don’t like dudes who cover their faces in fear.”

I don’t care what sort of magnificent, flawless bagel you’ve had, all bread is better when toasted.

This feels like projection...  since when do Republicans respect learning?

According to Amazon tracking his leg was not lost it’s just 3 stops away.

It’s a four cylinder truck, at that!

It couldn’t pull a sick whore off a bedpan!

I’m gonna buy one and turn it into a mobile vaccine center.

...all the blowhards down there, yes, we know.

The entire trend of videos that are “fuck with your pet by doing X” needs to die. Some of the things are harmless but all of them encourage the attitude that pets are entertainment instead of responsibility.

It’s pretty clever really, when you consider the truckers want to end “man dates”...

Is nobody going to mention just how well this prize-worthy piece of journalism actually tells the story? I mean, not only does it ruthlessly expose Citroen’s abject attempt to mislead the driving public that the GS had a functional chrome bumper, but it paints the picture. I got so engrossed I could swear I was in…

Texas Mode engaged: Attack Cyclists