My garage is a 12' x 22' affair. I am an avid maker/DIYer with multiple hobbies. I had two choices - park in the garage in which my car barely fit anyway, or use it for my hobbies. I chose the later and just deal with the weather.

I mean, it's fine to not park your vehicle in your garage, assuming you're not a lazy piece of shit who can't be bothered to clean off your car.

I’d rather the residents of Ottawa just provide homemade baked goods to the truckers and lace them with lots of laxatives. Then, lock up all of the public restrooms.

As soon as he shows his PhD, I'll give a shit.

A decent floor jack. Being able to get underneath the car quickly helps in almost all repairs. Plus I get to make “just jacking it” comments. #dadjokes

Automatic? CP all day long.

They’re smoking something, tooooo. When I smoke weed I’d rather buy $100,000 of bacon cheeseburgers

For me, a heater. I live in the northeast, it gets cold and windy up here. I could wrench outside in my insulated onesie with a down jacket underneath, or I could pull into my garage, heat it up to 70* and wrench comfortably all day. Normally I only heat the garage overnight to 45* which is plenty to melt any snow or…

That’s my bad...

In all fairness, all cars are self-driving. All you need is a block of wood to hold the gas pedal down.

The Aspen R/T can get a pass, but if DaSilva is going to harp on the Monaro Goat because of the use of the GTO badge, I think the Volare Road Runner deserves a nod as well.

In fairness, how much difference is there really between “educated” and “Bitch ‘bout to learn”?

...I like to sound educated...

“I can’t imagine any carmaker trying to get away with something like this today”

The part is an Oil Filter. The person who tightened it is the Ol’ Fitler.

If you can’t be bothered to check the facts of the case, you’ll stay losing and looking uninformed.

You know, it's sad that with such a big lift he still can't get over his insecurities. 

It’s not winter until someone throws down the “never driven on actual snow” gauntlet.

Can we move on from sea salt added to anything caramel? It would be different if it was added with grace and skill but that isnt the case. 

People who think disdain for microwaves makes them a good, knowledgable cook are like people who think the best beer is the one with the most hops.