FIFA is ordering out for lunch today.

Dude, pick a less weird hill to die on.

If the dirt fits, you must acquit.

You don’t divorce a story like that.

I had a spacey friend in high school who had gone to an Italian restaurant and been served bread and olive oil for the first time. She became obsessed with it, and one night we were at another friends house and she came down the stairs eating the very same concoction, or so we thought. Upon entering the kitchen, I…

Yeah they responded on twitter (the brewery) and didn’t seem too pleased to see it being sold with this price tag.

It’s just poorly placed. Why is it at the beginning of the song? It should be a break. That’s not on Kendrick. But it’s hard to even pay attention to the song while being visually assaulted by the way-too-busy video.

I’m just glad he’s not talking about the need for the youth of America to rise up and put on some Reebok sneakers.

I count 4 IPAs out of Will’s last 16 reviews, so I guess they're probably fine with him?

Hendrix & B.B. King - Like a Rolling Stone

That beer made me think the words “full bodied” and “beer” in the same thought for the first time ever. I used to live in California, where I drank a lot of Lagunitas’ IPAs, the best of which, I thought, was Little Sumpin’.

You have the palate of an 18-year-old, that’s all.

Just yesterday I had some self-appointed beer contrarian (beertrarian?) walk into a thread on Facebook and sniff haughtily, then announce that he hated IPAs and he was sick of all the “beer snobs” trying to make them trendy. He said he liked “lager, or whatever”. I told him he was dumb and that he should drink what he…

Thanks, this is a godsend - I am a medical student doing rotations* and also have 2 small children so my day is basically a daylong brush with death for my ties. So many have gotten stained this year I was seriously considering switching to [ominous organ music] knit ties.

yeah. Fuck that guy and whore he rode in on

Fine, twist my arm. I’ll go buy one of each tonight.

My three breweries:

Deschutes, Lagunitas, Boulevard.

I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this here, or to you on Twitter, Will, but when I used to manage a bar in Madison, our sales rep for Korbel told us that the factory in CA had two loading docks: one for Wisconsin and one for the rest of the country.

Tip I’ve learned in juicing lemons; cut lemons into wedges, squeeze as much juice as you can out of them, and then put the whole juiced lemons in the drink. After you've shaken the drink, strain it ( but not with a fine mesh strainer). Not only do you get more lemon juice from less lemons, you also get the lemon oil…