Man, Crossfit is the worst.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Both, actually.

Horse racing must have the worst hype to action ratio of anything.

Another bonus of going to a butcher shop: Bacon ends. You can get a big chunk of it for cheap, and put as much in as you want your soup to be a little bacon-y.

Just to say it, so that it is said: the green parts of leeks are the very best stock ingredient. Also, hell with skimming. That fat is goddamn delicious.

Or, just, you know, stay off the computer and away from trolling.

Whole article could have been two words: Masturbate everywhere.

Don't use racist slurs you stupid asshole.

Not specifically about the train, but, if there is an escalator in the subway, STAND TO THE RIGHT, MOVE ON THE LEFT. This is law derived from the Bible, Isaac Newton's Principia, and the Constitution.

Guys are regularly tossing bats like this in crowded stadiums? Shit. That whole country is probably worried about fan death.

I think it’s even more impressive now knowing his team was up 9 runs. Dude gives no fucks.

“Having fun is the most disrespectful thing you can do in baseball.” — St. Louis Cardinals fans.

shut up pissbaby

He clearly wasn't scrappy, nor gritty enough.

Looks nice. Anyone have a recommendation for a similar app for Android?

On fan behavior, I went to school in Philly and went to an Eagles game once. I was in the bathroom in line at halftime as I hear everyone chanting, "YOU'RE A FA**OT!" at some short guy in a 49ers jersey. As it's finally his turn to use the urinal the guy behind him pushes him into it causing everyone to die laughing…

I’d like to know how the hell city council members plan to celebrate this development.

This is not just on the brain in Morgantown, but in pretty much every other big college town in America. Ask a cop on any of these cities what the common denominator is for big public disturbances, and they’ll say “couches on fire.” I used to work with the PD in Boulder, and this was a constant topic of conversation…