I don't think you're shitting right.

is it in my prerogative to get up, run over to the table, buzz the buzzer, and tell them to come back and look?

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

Maybe they can get get a shitload of beanbag chairs?

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

The cans of Torpedo and Pale Ale are gorgeous.

"Arguably unnecessary ?" Hardly. The place is old and doesn't generate near the revenue that the Cubs should. At least they are attempting to preserve Wrigley, while generating new sources of income, like the Red Sox, instead of leaving for a more lucrative deal in the north suburbs.

"...he turns to Frank Kaminsky and whisper's..." This incorrect apostrophe has ruined my morning.

"God, she's beautiful...I mean, 'Her phenotype is pulchritudinous.'"

Nah, this is a classic "Oops caught complimenting you" icebreaker. Guy knows what he's doing.

As a UNC fan, I'm pleased to discover this guy has no game.

Slightly OT, but this just reminded me: courtside cameramen really need to go away. I won't lie and act like I don't like the up-close footage sometimes, but it's not worth it to have players potentially get hurt trying to hopscotch a bunch of photographers

all those liars who say that food and drink quality degrades with time? All right, then, Rogue clearly has a much bigger quality-control problem if we can't blame all the shitty Dead Guys I've had on freshness.

Shit, this was HEAVILY on-topic, as these things go. I don't think Drunkspin's going to be your bag, sport. Thanks for giving it a try, and speak highly of us on your beer message boards.

I am old, short, fat and white. For years, a group of men with similar characteristics gathered in a Catholic church gym every Tuesday night for two hours of pickup ball — mainly, we wanted exercise and to get out of the house for a little bit.

turn. this. mutha. out.

Dunks like that should be worth 3 points.

i was there at the same time as an underage devin harris when cops came through. he was safely whisked into a back room. i was not afforded the same courtesy

Every UW student practices that by trying to walk out of the Kollege Klub at bar time.