There is NEVER a bad time for this gif.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly, but how should I behave towards someone doing this?

And people who don't turn off the fucking typewriter clicking on their iphones. They need to be deported.

Jean Ralphio at No. 2 is dumb and wrong. I can only assume his father paid for this Kinja.

"Now I get it."

Woah, thanks! Drunkspin has the least-horrible commenters on the Internet, because of fine folk like yourself.

Keep it up Will Gordon, love your stuff.

I had some interesting interactions with Kobe and Shaquille. In '96 my friends and I started our company, a marketing company dealing in music and expanding into clothing, movies and the like. Kobe is nine months younger than I so we are both well under 21 at this point. Tha Alkaholiks had befriended us and through…

This is the exact thing I love so much about Bell's Hopslam. It's more drinkable than a 10% DIPA has any right to be due to a.... smoothness... that's often lacking in even my favorite DIPAs (maybe it's the honey?). Still haven't wrapped my tongue around a Heady Topper, though.

Bingo. And it's hard to come up with a hot take on Heady without being either a bore or a buffoon, so I had to simmer it down. The only way to really do it up with proper heat is to say it sucks, which is just foolish.

what an even-keeled review. though i know it's because all your fury has already been used up on the mbta this week.

I'm like Rev Hang - I don't understand the allure, but hey, whatever. It doesn't sound like my thing; if it's yours, go for it. I won't stop or shame you.

So nobody else in here wants to party with this chick? LIARS.

WHERE THE HELL IS KANYE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Fittingly, the UVa danceoff only goes 2 rounds.

Then it's not for you and that's OK. You might be missing out on some fun experiences because you have a hang-up, but there are worse things in life than going through it without getting into anal. Enjoy your stuff and don't worry about it. :)

I've only had one girlfriend (out of 5 serious ones) who was really into it. It was awesome. I think the prep work that needs to be done, both by the fucker and the fuckee, can't be stressed enough. In my experience, it was never a spur of the moment thing like when a porn star just says, "I want you to fuck my ass,"…

It's an erogenous zone, just like most parts of your body if touched correctly. Pretty simple. Some folks love it, others don't.