Ah, good old humanities. I remember when I finally figured out the trick to the elevators, that was a good day.

Ah, good old humanities. I remember when I finally figured out the trick to the elevators, that was a good day.

Unfortunately I spent way too many hours in my formative years in monstrosities like this to retain any fondness for it:

Unfortunately I spent way too many hours in my formative years in monstrosities like this to retain any fondness for…

Waffle house bike kit… too ironic… must buy.

Seriously. Mother. Fucking. Waffle House. Aside from their never-fail menu, their apparel section boasts a number of gems, the crown jewel of which is a fucking official Waffle House Arm Sleeve. No other chain dining experience touches their level. http://www.shopwafflehouse.com/collections/fi…

What’s the point of an alcoholic drink whose primary purpose is to get you wasted? Is this like a philosophy class or something?

The device you are referring to is called a grill. BBQ is a style of food that is cooked in a smoker.

That’s maybe six airplane Heineken, so I doubt they were piss-hammered.

To be fair, he’s not Prince Climber.

To be fair, if he’s a Browns fan it’s a pretty safe bet things didn’t beginning or middle well either.

For the love of Christ. People never learn. And people are getting hurt. Use landscape orientation.

Gotta respectfully disagree. Ties are worn with dress shirts and there’s no such thing as a short-sleeve dress shirt. They have long sleeves, by definition. If you’re a Mormon missionary, then by all means go for it. But if you’re making any attempt at all to be taken seriously short-sleeves will make you look like a…

Yeah that means it doesn’t fit. Christ.

You should be sorry. Check your bag. You not having to check a bag is not more important than other people who follow the rules not having room for theirs.

Oh yeah, the actual dug-out dugouts are easily the best. It’s like a snow fort or something, except you can spit on the floor.

Yikes, I hope all is ok now. I guess in a pregnancy without complications, I would say I’d much prefer my husband to go before than after. The post-birth period (especially if you have a c-section) is hell with the hormones and the screaming newborn and all that junk - I would have divorced my husband if a week or two…

Think of the best baseball game you’ve ever seen. Was it a Perfect Game? Was it a No Hitter?

I sorta hate you now for making me pine for an experience I never knew existed.

Agree that short-sleeved shirts and ties look gauche. Disagree that long-sleeve shirts aren’t feasible in the summer. These days, there are many good lightweight long-sleeves dress shirts that can be worn in the summer. Paired with a lightweight, light-colored suit, I wear suits and ties 12 months a year. And if it is…

texture baby. sweet, glorious textures.

Related question: I’ve always thought that ties with short-sleeve shirts look mildly ridiculous, and that in order to properly do a tie, it has to be with a long-sleeved shirt, which is of course a non-starter for a good 4-5 months of the year. Am I wrong?