That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

No lawyer worth their salt will look at a Legal Zoom will and tell you “it’s valid”. I won’t even look at another attorney’s will and say “it’s valid.” Why? If I do that and something is wrong or the law later changes, I own whatever mistake that LZ or another attorney made. It’s like a game of hot potato with the…

Sigh.

Yikes, I hate Trump as much as the next guy but what is breaking one of the most sacrosanct J-School rules really going to do? What could possibly scare off his nutjob supporters? A tape of him dropping n-bombs? Please. His supporters have at least met a woman before.

I think you buried the lede here. The Browns scored a touchdown!?!

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

a car that got one strange passerby to tell me that he’s glad Pontiac decided to finally bring back the Fiero

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

OF COURSE HER NAME IS ASHLEY

Afterwards Lochte told the crowd he feared for his life when a gun was placed to his head.

I bet Lochte was pissed.

This wasn’t even the worst thing the legislature did. Moving us to the bottom in education, stripping workers’ rights and civil liberties, using local elections boards to crush minority and student voting—they just made a huge bad move on the political chessboard on this one, thinking “ooh the PEDO TRANNIES!” would…

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

As an NC resident, I’m really glad to see this—NC was warned well in advance by both the NCAA and NBA (as well as a number of the states and businesses who have also withdrawn). The governor and legislature did nothing so I’m glad these weren’t just empty threats. Just a handful of bigots in the capitol can undo…

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything

The trauma of the rape itself also interferes with memory and higher thinking processes in the brain—making the event itself difficult to recall and memories of it patchy and hard to sequence. This doesn’t mean the survivor is lying; it means the cocktail of hormones their brain released (which helped them to survive…

Before I go further with what I’m about to say, I need 3 things to be understood.

I have no idea who anyone other than Blake Bortles is. The list of third names sounds like a bunch of made up hooey so I went with Dickman because this is Deadspin. Dicks are expected.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.