He's in the Army, so he's doing more than most mercenary athletes to gain his citizenship.

You can laugh all you want, but Dodger Dogs are indeed violent. My grandfather was robbed and killed by a roving pack of Dodger Dogs. At least that’s what my grandmother said. She was standing there, covered in dirt, sweat streaming down her face... I don’t know why she was holding a shovel, but that’s not the point.…

2 million Brits have already written a petition to let them back into the Euros

This is where I grew up

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

A lot of companies do this type of thing.

Obligatory:

Just a quick reminder that being found incompetent to stand trial does not mean he is off the hook. He is going to be held in a secure psychiatric facility, and will face trial in the even he is ever found to be competent.

Yeah, I wonder if by banana 30 or so she’s just like a playdough toy sitting on the toilet with no end in side. Like a 2-foot long turd just coiling up the toilet like a snake.

51 of anything is bad. I don't care how healthy she thinks it is.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

No. 4. Randy’s IROC. You don’t fuck with Randy’s IROC.

Reality continues to be and will always be the worst.

Off to landrover.com I go to look at their certified selection.

It’s like seeing a unicorn.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.