I am 100% ok with the measures that these fine officers were forced to take. We all have to remember that America isn’t as safe as it used to be. How do we all forget all of the (so goddamn many! Seriously google them!!) fatherless Black women and men who have shot up elementary schools, high schools, movie…

And yet Becky McWhitetears will face no consequences from the university or police.

If replacing the screen is required to access the battery, you suck at designing electronic devices.

Oh sure, the first few days on campus are nice for the wide-eyed rooks, until you get your nuts chopped off by one of the vets.

“Upon investigation into his receiving a free purple bandanna, Dubs II has been ruled ineligible to participate in football activities.” - NCAA

A little over a month ago I received a call from a high-ranking member of the Eagles organization. “Let me ask you something,” he said, right off the bat. “What do you do on fourth-and-goal on the 1-yard line with 0:38 left in the first half of the Super Bowl?” After some deliberation, I told them that I’d have Kelce…

A few weeks ago I received a call from a high-ranking member of the Vikings’ organization. “Let me ask you something,” he said, right off the bat. “Who would you rather pillage: Ireland or Great Britain?” After some deliberation, I said both, because money is the objective.

It’s a bad take because it’s TomatoFace.

It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

i think this is accurate although i still hold to my theory that he got paid off and/or has family members being held hostage by Drew Magary

Man now I wished I visited St. Maarten beach before the last 747 took off in 2016. Skip to 1:10 to avoid the whole taxi thing and for the mind blowing stunt:

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

TMZ got the bodycam video from his arrest

Over the past year? My dude, if you think it’s just recently happened, you haven’t been paying attention

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

Welcome to Britain!

So Uber has waymo evidence is what we are saying here?

At this point, almost anything that black-market taxi company does wouldn’t surprise me.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.