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rather than giving the American his first of what will likely be a couple hundred caps for Chelsea

Did you really just use “cap” in reference to club appearances? This blog gets worse by the week.

I hope she gets the help she needs.

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.

Love is truly dead. *sniffle* At least we’ll always have the memory of their engagement.

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

The LOLVikings moment happened on second down, with 25 seconds left, when they could have had AP punch it up the middle (behind a line that had done a surprisingly decent job of run blocking all night) for 4-5, spiked it on third down at 4 seconds, and then kicked a 44-45 yard field goal to tie it (not automatic, but

You can tell this isn’t Qatar because it’s the actual players, and not starving Nepalese pseudo-slaves, that are doing the beating of the refs.

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

Can you please write all soccer columns from now on and just pay Billy to stay away from a computer?

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how great that playing field looks?

Average attendance:

Said crowd produced this display before the game kicked off:

If Deadspin streamed a 3 hour video of Bills fans destroying themselves, it would get 10 million viewers.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

So, one of your constant, ongoing beefs with MLS is that it’s a league of mediocre talent and over-the-hill stars looking for one last payday (which is true), but as soon as they acquire a truly gifted player in his prime, your answer is... send him back? Jesus, Billy, you’re so far up your own ass with this MLS hate