Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

I dunno, if the Buccaneers are any indication of pro sport medicine, seems like Tampa would be the most likely place for him to wind up with a stent.

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories:

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Practice like you’re going to play, by taking a shit on the field.

I’ve converted people to soccer on this video alone. Convincing enough that everyone agreed they need to watch it in person vs. on TV.

We often mirror people we encounter so if you came across as some sort of arrogant jerkoff then we would be the same way. So, if we come across as dickheads then you are a dickhead!

Another great bicycle kick goal.

in what way is this a bicycle kick?

3-2-1 FAHR IN DA HAWL!

No actually FIFA wins this one...

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.

Not only did every member of his family capture the moment, they did it in landscape, as God intended.

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

For background, Hauser wrote the definitive biography on Muhammad Ali, making him a highly relevant figure at this fight given the plentiful (albeit blasphemous) comparisons between Mayweather and Ali in the run up.

lololololololololololol idiot.

Is that the new Hamburglar?