Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Thank you for your service. 

Oh fuck off. Watching Vela in the form he is in now doesn't require any qualifiers. Enjoy soccer.

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

yeah bitch, star and move on

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

Sucks for Fox that we’re not a nation of immigrants who have allegiances to their ancestors’ origins

Except they do...

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

Dear Tom,

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

“Congratulations, Wyade!”

Hey, KU football, Gale Sayers isn’t walking thru that door. Nor is Mark Mangino, though for another reason.

Honestly more than anything else US Soccer fans need to take a long break from indulging in the Hot Takes. At this point it seems like every game, hell, every pass we play, gets treated as a referendum on Jurgen Klinsmann, MLS, the state of youth development in America (which every US Soccer fan on the Internet…

Offside - the side opposite where the ball is currently located

Yes. That is in fact the biggest hurdle Manchester United face as far as playing Champions League football next season. Billy didn’t mention it because well, it’s a Billy article.

Counterpoint:

I knew from the title of this post that it wasn’t a Bill Haisley article.

Raw take: get a razor, ya hippie