Cheryl Tiegs is the person I always think we’re talking about when there is mention of Chrissy Teigen. I’m 36.

So this whole post is perfect for me. Thank you.

As a long-time (like, from the first episode) superfan of this show, and someone whose Jezebel persona is a gif of Milania typing on a computer under the name “Mortadella” (one of Richard Lawson’s old nicknames for her, in his amazing recaps during the show’s golden age), I had to blog it out. I wrote two blog posts…

I posted about how much I liked it, a couple of white friends (I’m white, too) replied that they didn’t really get it, and then one guy I work with said, “Her thighs scared me.” To which I responded, “Good.” And a bunch of people, all women, liked my reply. Ha.

Von Trapp chic

Don’t condescend to me, bitch.

Hillary can’t work with a GOP do-nothing Congress of anti-governance tea partiers, either. Plus, they’ll be impeaching her over Benghazi every single day for four years.

I will vote in my own economic interests, for the candidate whose platform I support. I don’t need your approval. And…

FALSE.

I’m 36, I didn’t just start paying attention. My dislike of Hillary has N O T H I N G to do with her being a woman. It’s her garbage, neoliberal economic policies and neocon foreign policy ones.

I hate the misogyny of rightwing attacks on Hillary, too. Just like I hated the misogyny against Sarah Palin.

But there…

Are you high?

I’m 36, have two master’s degrees, and can’t afford to buy a house or have children or save. Bernie’s platform is light years better for me—nevermind women who are poorer than me!!!—than Hillary Walmart Clinton.

I’ve been a Bernie fan for 10+ years. I don’t like Hillary because I’ve been old enough to vote…

You need to STFU and have a seat.

I’m 36, btw.

LOL

Also, I wonder how Andy, Tre, and Juicy feel now about how performatively offended Danielle always was at Joe’s use of homophobic slurs...

Fantastic. Sounds good! Thumbs way up.

Hi. I’m an archivist. Just want to let you know that framing and hanging that document is not in its long term best interest vis a vis preservation. I would recommend making a full color reproduction and hanging that, and keeping the original in an acid-free archival quality folder, in an acid-free box, in a cool to…

Wrong.

YES! My thoughts exactly.

Wait, there is a secret caste of black WASPs? Who knew?

It’s all new to these 20-year olds, though. Cause they don’t remember the 80s. It looks ironic and yet fresh to them.

Uh, childbirth is fucking horrifying. Natural, but horrifying nonetheless.

1. There are four walls in a vagina? I assumed it was cylindrical.