Am I the only woman who has never had a UTI, STD, or yeast infection? I’m 36, have been sexually active for 20 years multiple partners. I had never even heard of a UTI until I was like 30.

Y’all are like two years behind on this.

Wait, “von Thurn und Taxis” is a real name?! I thought Wes Anderson just made it up for pure ridiculousness.

THIS.

Can you spell plurality

Many people—even women!—have caring responsibilities and life responsibilites and housework responsibilities despite not having children. Maybe even nearing 100% of said women.

God, Hasselbeck is so, so awful.

“...this is the race equivalent of chivalry, the imperiled pedestal” !!!! YESSSSSSS

See, I feel like he’s only famous because of HER. But then, I’m from about 30 miles from where she’s from. :D

Boo hoo?

Same. But for RHONJ.

The Queen is way, way, WAY too good for Drake.

I also had two great-aunts who ended up in a state asylum (like, frmo the 1920s till death—one of them lived until the 2000s!), and I have always, always wondered if their “insanity” wasn’t really something else entirely.

I’m admittedly and happily a bit vanilla, so I am surprised that I actually didn’t learn anything from this piece. But then I’m also 36.

You’re thinking of Debbie Matenopoulos.

SOBBING

Did anyone else think that was Solange?

Proud to say that my rural, extremely conservative county in Northeast Texas (culturally very much part of the South) issued same sex marriage licenses today. Lamar County. Two licenses issued.

Fellow atheist checking in to agree wholeheartedly.